Snowden's finally getting rid of the Snow Leopards

This is a charity btw

You should prolly like donate Edward Snowden is one of those guys with knowledge and things and I think he is controversial and I don't want to take a stance onstage
Annual leopard death census

Killing cats information (and weather)

 201,265+ Dinar raised
 3.1 million cats murked
 200+ leopards scratch someone each year
 4/5 dentists agree
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Srsly a v real quote fr rlz

“I don't see myself as a hero because what I'm doing is self-interested”

Edward Snowden, Cat Killer

Bing.com, on Snowden's Snow Leopards

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